Posted 3 hours ago

fandomsandfeminism:

bramblepatch:

"leave room for Jesus" has got to be the creepiest worst thought out bit of dance chaperone "wisdom" ever

"no kids don’t grind on each other grind on our Lord and Savior instead

Get all up in the Lord’s business, if you know what I mean.

Posted 3 hours ago

class-snuggle:

My roommate bought a pack of 24 rolls of toilet paper yesterday, in addition to the half dozen we already had, and stored all of them in the bathroom. And just let me tell you, there’s something incredibly calming and reassuring about looking next to you while you’re on the toilet and seeing 30 rolls of toilet paper sitting there. You get a feeling like, no matter how bad shit gets in there, you’re always going to make it out okay in the end.

Posted 3 hours ago
Posted 4 hours ago

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first

Posted 5 hours ago

bradleyy:

SHOUTOUT TO THAT ONE PERSON THAT HEARS YOU WHEN YOU’RE TALKING IN A GROUP AND SMILES OR REPLIES SO YOU DONT FEEL LIKE A TWAT

Posted 5 hours ago

rinwolfy:

accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

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what the fuck

you mean I could’ve just gotten an island and said fuck u suckers instead of having this anxiety-ridden torture fest

Posted 5 hours ago
Posted 5 hours ago
aavec:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

drugdoer:

A hero’s journey

this gif is like 20 seconds but it was like watching an entire movie

omg he’s got a friend

aavec:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

drugdoer:

A hero’s journey

this gif is like 20 seconds but it was like watching an entire movie

omg he’s got a friend

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

Posted 6 hours ago
Posted 7 hours ago
wiggles-omg:

The most iconic photo of all time.

wiggles-omg:

The most iconic photo of all time.

Posted 8 hours ago
Posted 9 hours ago

David Bowie high on cocaine describing airplane take offs.

David Bowie high on cocaine describing airplane take offs.

(Source: amethyst-alchemist)

Posted 10 hours ago

macaroni-rascal:

superwholockedraven:

30secondstocalifornia:

 Songs that are turning 10 years old In 2014 (Based on release dates)

WHAT?!

SINCE WHEN!?

Posted 10 hours ago

cheekily:

christmastree-cake:

seashellies:

purrityring:

momofficial:

SNAILS EAT WORMS

why yes they do

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and it’s fucking terrifying

I could have gone the rest of my life without seeing that.

I had a snail phase at one point

Ñ̷̡̰͖͖́́́O̸͓̻̝̙͋́̀͂O̶̠̫͍̩̓͊̔̋T̶̳̱͖̞̾̈̀̋ ̵̛̗̗͍̩̀̈́̔N̴̢̙̟͚̍͋͋̕O̸̡̳̤͖͒͒̀͂O̴̙͙̤͓̒̐̌̊T̷̹̙͎͖̆͗͗̿

Posted 10 hours ago

dannyelephantom:

truepac:

life is a struggle

his jacket is a metaphor of my existence

(Source: 5keng)